37 Witty Memes Capturing the Trials and Errors of Modern Dating (February 22, 2024)

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    Me sending the first message to a match way out of my league Bonjour
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    MRW when I swipe right on a coworker and we match
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    You don't need a premium Tinder subscription to see who likes you Tell us how, Lord SWIPE RIGHT QUICKLY ON EVERYONE AND IF YOU MATCH WITH SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE, JUST UNMATCH
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    Matching with old men on tinder like 1 Hello, I like money
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    A dating profile that only says "Just ask" in the written intro A dating profile with a blank written intro
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    Delete dating profiles Lonely <-> Get frustrated with online dating in general Go on dating apps
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    Me wondering how all those people I ghosted are doing
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    Catfishes Not enough matches Pics from 10 years ago PASTE 1955405 PASTE
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    When you ask a match on tinder to hang out irl and they actually say yes
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    When a bumble match doesn't have memes to share bro im out of here
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    When the new bae asks what my body count is
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    Sometimes what a person needs is just one piece... @t f A partner to create a double income household. Huffit ZZZ effe wat hull interferen infeft not to Jul Jul fot
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    When I write a bunch of nice things about myself on my dating profile doot doot
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    Before I look up the abbreviations and acronyms in their dating profile After I google them and figure it out on urban dictionary
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    When I'm actually enjoying the convo in dms and he sends a pic out of nowhere We were on the verge of greatness We were this close
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    When a profile says "must love travel" Mr. Worldwide
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    When a match you've been having random small talk with for weeks deletes their dating profile So long, partner.
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    If the phone in a mirror selfie is an older model, then chances are the pic is old Opening Mon Tue-Thue Tri-Sal Sunday
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    Tommy Cummings @ibzy96 C "I'm on Tinder to make friends" "Sure, and I'm on PornHub to see if this plumber manages to fix this sink" 17/11/2015, 12:29
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    Scott, 23 50 kilometers away Active 1 day ago About Scott Please don't ask if I'm a real seagull, I think it's pretty obvious I am....I like fish n chips and hoping around on one leg.
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    When u accidentally open the front camera but ur cute so it doesn't matter Tank Sinatra
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    Zilla @GoodZilla ventriloquist: i'm a ventriloquist me: you any good me: the best me:... 2018-01-30, 11:48 AM 3,634 Retweets 13.8K Likes
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    Lauren Chanel Allen @Michelle Hux dating me is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and realizing it's chocolate chip and then realizing two hours later it was also an edible
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    SHE MET HIM ONLINE.... HE SAID HE LIVED IN A GATED COMMUNITY
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    eamve FASA 1010 Bill, 33 91 miles away I like curvy girls. I have a dog. Her name is Precious. She's my world. My hobbies include midnight strolls, collecting insects (kinda nerdy, but it's what I'm into), making my own clothing, and dancing when nobody's looking. Dry skin is a deal breaker. I love Bath & Body Works for the sole reason that their lotion comes in a basket. I'd date me. tinder.
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    My My is Called @My DicklsCalled is called Life. Life is hard. Ofy@Kraks Tv Malaika @ahren_bami Life is also short.
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    all because I said no to bingo night MESSAGES grandpa coward PHONE grandpa Missed Call 06/10/2017, 02:17 2m ago 2m ago
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    I'M BUILDING A SURVIVAL SHELTER IN MY BASEMENT BR IT'S COMING ALONG NICELY
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    1 @MerriamWebster Can you add me so I can DM you a suggestion? 2 Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster FOLLOWS YOU 3 @stephenjmolloy Merriam-Webster GMerriamWebster It should be teethpaste and you know it. 7:39 p.m. ✓ You are blocked from following Merriam Webster and viewing @Merriam Webster's Tweets. Learn more 4
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    Kevin Apr 22, 2015, 9:05 PM You wanna stay over at my place. The couch pulls out.... I don't ;) Lol has that worked well for you in the past? Apr 24, 2015, 12:57 AM No I have ten kids now
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    [Petco] Phteven @CodyJP9412 INTERVIEWER: We're looking for a real cat person. ME: *slowly pushes paperwork off desk* INTERVIEWER: holy 10:29 PM - 6 Feb 2017 £5,004 9,690
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    Likes: Adoptable Pet! Sylvia A quiet house SANTÉ D'OR Dislikes: When jazz musicians call each other 'cats.' "That's our word." -Sylvia obvious plant
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    deva // 3 days @DevaFreeman My dad watching gymnastics: "I used to be able to do that." Me: "a handspring?" Dad: "no but I could run" 8:44 PM - 8 Aug 2016 24 75
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    Me: Omg why am I still single? I need a boyfriend! Friend: Well, you know, good things come to those who wait. Me: I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!!! Friend: Friend: Friend: THAT. That is why you're single. #Harry Potter
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    junkoandthediamonds shsl-belli... wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming: circa-nineteen-ninety-four: wereyoufullyaware ofthisgaming: when you attempt to talk to your crush and Oh, boo. Nothing went right. 61,254 notes mind your own business PIKACHU HE Your squirtles name is pikachu.. EMP Source: wereyoufullya.... Lug 16/ 29
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    tina @tinatbh If ur thighs touch, ur basically one step closer to being a mermaid so hey whos the real winner here 02-02-14 20:15
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    I was in a hospital today and I saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was hey this one can't run away
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